Praise for Star-Bright (?)

“I’m on page 23 and I want to get to page 96 fast. I (heart) the book.” –Avery, 8-year-old

“Thank you for the book. It is Ridiculas. I liked it so much my teacher wanted to read it.” –Hannah, 10-year-old

“My boy loves the book and in fact, one day when offered a chance to have me read from Harry Potter to him (which he loves more than chocolate) he chose Star-Bright.” –Jeremy, parent

“The representation of pet rocks in this book is completely unrealistic.” –Petey, hunk of granite

“I’m supposed to believe that a bunch of kids could fit 10 dogs, 12 cats, 107 rabbits, 6 hamsters, 34 fish, 3 parrots, a tarantula, a chimpanzee, and a pet rock into a supply closet? Dream on, lady!” –Darren, zookeeper

“How exactly do you get to Califlorida?” –Sally, mapmaker

“Dodgeball really shouldn’t be played in the dark, let alone at midnight.” –Tammy Sue, President of the Dodgeball Safety Alliance

“Having once gotten lost in a maze of corn, I found chapter two offensive at best.” –Anonymous

“I bought this book by accident… I meant to purchase Diary of a Wimpy Kid.” –Maury, satisfied customer